Breakfast Dishes
Breakfast Dishes how I wishes, someone would do all my dishes
All we had was cereal, cream of wheat is terminal
All those globs, combustible on breakfast dishes
He forgot to strain the juice, now I’m chiseling the pulp loose
Sandpaper that’s what I’ll use on Breakfast dishes
Breakfast Dishes how I wishes, someone would do all my dishes.
Morning coffee clears the mind, but what to do with coffee grinds
I’ll use them twice, just saves time from breakfast dishes
Scrambled eggs in a frying pan, little bit of cheese, mushrooms from a can
You ain’t never-never gonna see ham on breakfast dishes
Breakfast Dishes how I wishes, someone would do all my dishes.
Egg-a-muffin over here, egg-a-muffin over there, get that granola out of my hair
Cholesterol be flyin’ everywhere, not on breakfast dishes
Coffee cake my favorite thing, Entemann’s makes my heart sings
A sugar buzz and I take wing from breakfast dishes
Breakfast Dishes how I wishes, someone would do all my dishes
Private dinner for two late last night, I served first class vitals to Mr. Right
We left the table - we did not touch a bite, VIOLA, now they’re breakfast dishes
Breakfast Dishes how I wishes, someone would do all my dishes